May 2013
hec-ticglow:
love how bus drivers give each other that little wave or nod when their buses pass like they’re in a secret bus driver club who are actually on a way more important mission than what seems, they’re actually out preventing public mayhem and evil villains on fake nuclear buses.
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matzoballer:
your mama is so fat that - wait she’s not really fat actually she’s kinda hot… hey tell your mom i said hi
deucebowl:
How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting enough fiber?
cockchomp:
she wears short skirts i wear short skirts we are sailor soldiers and in the name of the moon we will punish you
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hungarian:
it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
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greenscrewdriver:
froghat:
this fucking interviewer just said that there was no ”bromance” between shatner and nimoy’s kirk and spock
there was no bromance, only romance
foreveralone-lyguy:
troix:
foreveralone-lyguy:
internetexplorers:
change the world today by doing a thing
How much thing?
like 8 thing
That’s too much thing
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starfleetgrad:
hasami-hime:
CHEKOV’S FACE WHEN HE WAS ASKED TO PUT ON A RED SHIRT
HE KNEW
HE KNEW
If that’s not breaking the fourth wall idek what is
ejacutastic:
when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy piece of flesh that gets hard and that’s pretty fuckin weird, bucko
azulaang:
older-aang:
theinvisiblemonsters:
abukkitofcelestialintent:
do people actually stand in front of a microphone for hours making weird gibberish sounds for them to use in the sims games
because if so then i need to see this happen at least once in my lifetime
if not more
well you’re in luck then
THAT. LAUGH.
Katy Perry was also one those fools too
Why aren't more people freaking out about the new...
dancepunksnotdead:
You know, the one that gives housewives/full-time mothers a pension— wages for housework?
It’s ONLY A HUGE VICTORY FOR FEMINISM, SOCIALISM, AND WOMEN OF COLOR. Not a big deal or anything. Tumblr is mysteriously silent about this.
http://rabble.ca/columnists/2013/05/venezuelas-new-labour-law-best-mothers-day-gift
peevesies:
i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life
obamasdaughterssister:
obamasdaughtersboyfriend:
obamasdaughter:
obamathepresident:
obamasdaughtersboyfriend:
obamasdaughter:
I love my boyfriend <3
I love my girlfriend
remember to wear protection
wtf dad
Wtf mr president
omg lol busted
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Me: You shouldn't feed chocolate to your dog
Literally all dog owners: oh my dog eats chocolate all the time and he's fine
bitcorn:
just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism
going ghost: youcantcancelquidditch: the... →
youcantcancelquidditch:
the assassination of franz ferdinand was actually the most hilariously botched assassination attempt of all time though like i can’t even explain to you how badly it went i mean there were six guys and the first one chickened out and the second one forgot to factor…
poorchrysalis:
i hate when ur out of the loop and miss everything important. what do u mean they hooked up. what do u mean u have a boyfriend. what do u mean someone shot archduke ferdinand
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railroadsoftware:
nosdrinker:
oppa spongebob style
thank god that tumblr has allowed me to email this post to all of my family members
-annoying:
someone mail me mozzarella sticks
rabioheab:
i can’t wait until the days when we’re all old and the stereotype is that old people like rap and dubstep
quazza:
i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
hypnus:
maybe if i sigh deep enough i’ll die
lampsarepeopletoo:
they call me macklemore in math class because im like
what what what what what
what what what what what what what
what what what what
calibornsbottombitch:
swiggity swag internet lag
coolscar:
*accidentally opens undesired program* *heart races as i try to force quit before it can fully open*
chinkerbelle:
Reasons I grab my boobs
running upstairs
running downstairs
running
stoked on life
scared
walking through my house in the dark
bored
boobs
dirkkat:
the internet may argue about many things but we are all united in our shared trauma over the nina tucker episode of fullmetal alchemist
foodtrucker:
dajeve:
foodtrucker:
turning up to a corporate job interview with a hawaiian shirt and some confidence
You think a big boy like me is scared of a little child like you? Give me a break. Why don’t you go drink some juice and play with your choo choo trains and let us adults do the big boy talk.
You’re a joke
what
imawanchor:
dylanofryin:
actual picture of actual one direction fans
it’s like a scene from a zombie movie
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