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mydogsnokes:

i wanna experience myself in 3rd person i wanna see how much i hate myself

twerking-for-titans:

beyonce-mitosis:

kozmial:

OMG everyone stop what you are doing and watch this guy draw dotted lines i’m p e e i n g

is this man okay

HOW???

adriofthedead:

xinggan:

I’m grossed out by the kind of stuff tumblr does to its users over an extended period of time

Grammar and punctuation is completely lost on some people, to the point where their posts are unreadable and irritating

And tumblr fosters and feeds this incredible narcissism and need to impress people- people who don’t really matter in the grand scheme of things.

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queenston:

anosci:

coolfatcat:

oh my god

art.

true art.

the highest form.

right here.

+1 oh my god

beyoncebeytwice:

if u go through my phones call log all you see is my mothers number over and over

  • me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
  • them: no
  • me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
  • them: we're not
  • me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this

lukeisnotsexy:

katara:

my english teacher retired and she just is so snide

personally I think the dog is even more snide

rocknrollercoaster:

it must be really wild to actually have a positive relationship with your father

like

?????

some people really have that????

that’s insane

vicious-desperation:

bepeu:

no one has a crush on me. i am too strong to be crushed

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vinebox:

Misleading TV Ads

skeletonswordfights:

That’s wack.

whoatakeiteasyman:

no mom, do not ask that relative if they want to talk to me next on the phone.