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officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  mars is called the red planet because during the cold war it sided with the communists

newspaperbowties:

ok but imagine if the aph countries body sizes were based on landmass

is-getting-old:

eva-420:

i feel bad for teachers because i distinctly remember my mom bursting into tears once when she was grading papers and she was just mumbling “theyre so goddamn stupid” over and over

every time i read this i laugh a little harder

coooooooooorvo:

me at a party

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mephistos-cafe-lattes:

joanegbert:

greatmoustachesploosh:

pointless-nonsense:

peterclines:

It makes me happy to know I’m pretty much the same height as Spider-Man.

Wait, Tony Stark’s not really 6’6” is he? That must be with the armor.

For some reason, it weirds me out that I’m taller than Cap and Punisher and the Thing, but it would weird me out if I wasn’t taller than Tony.

 he’s 6’6” in his iron man suit.  616!Tony is around 6’1” or something out of his suit.

I’M GOIGN TO PISS I’M TALLER THAN WOLVERINE

Why the fuck is Wolverine so short

eliaes:

👏👏

xekstrin:

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST VIDEO I’VE SEEN ALL YEAR

carrieasagiri:

xxladybugdisney:

beckpoppins:

peacelovefairytales:

Disney + Strong Hip Game

 

you forgot someone IMPORTANT.

BODY LANGUAGE!

Hips queens

liquorsexandtattoos:

2 years later still the dumbest shit i ever seen

foxnewsofficial:

hey don’t reblog leaked nudes don’t do that

"The guy who leaked the Jennifer Lawrence nudes is a hero!"

mysharona1987:

Um, list of heroes:

1) Firefighters

2) Maimed war veterans

3) Captain America

4) Dogs that save little girls from wells.

You know who is NOT on the list? Illegal hackers and leakers of non-consensual nudity.